McDon Does Normieville

Ready to serve yuge truthburgers to a hungry nation

This election cycle was a real metric of legacy media's waning influence over Normieville. The more the mainscream banshees gnash and froth at orangemanhitler, the more votes he gets. Their scripted narratives are so far removed from reality they said it was a close race and it wasn't even close to close. The light at the end of the tunnel that they thought was Kackles turned out to be a train coming in at full steam...

Hey, look a-yonder comin’

Comin’ down that railroad track

It’s the Orangeman Blossom Special

Bringin’ the McDon back

So the McDon has Normieville's full attention this time, and not just in the US. And it appears from his cabinet picks that he plans to go on the offensive in the infowars with some yuge truthburgers. Now, here at the Brickhouse we do not forget about Mr Warp Speed and his ongoing praise of his beautiful jab. That said, putting RFK in charge of health has potential to shake things up in the jab department. The hose spray of vitriol from mainscream media painting RFK as the most dangerous, deranged jab denier and mass murderer since pre-warp speed McDon proves that big pharma and their associates take RFK seriously. Hopefully not as much as his daddy and his uncle...

But why would the jab daddy put a 'denier' in charge? Well, there's a theory out there that posits that warp speed was an operation to counter the NWO's plan to roll out concentration quarantine camps, which if you remember were an actual thing in countries like Australia, UK and China. Was there a causal connection between the fast jab rollout and the undoing of the long-term convid plan that was supposed to last much longer than it finally did? It is theoretically possible. So while we are wary of attempts to whitewash warp speed, we keep an open mind. It would explain the RFK nomination and the ongoing TDS of the deepstaters. We'll have to wait and see...

...unless we get a nuclear war before the inauguration thanks to the senile war criminal Joever Buhbiden. What a daughterfcking piece of excrement, bringing the world to the edge of destruction because he's a sore loser. What is that endearing nickname that Hunter has for his daddy? Oh yeah, Pedo Peter. Just the kind of wholesome drooler who should have the fate of the world in his bloodstained trembling hands.

Now that Pedo Peter has served his final uselessness allowing the US to attack Russia and kick off world war, the deepstate is going to have him smothered with a pillow while he naps and put Kackles in his place (that's Kumala; not to be confused with Kankles the Hilderbeest, who would gladly strangle Kackles with her bare claws to take the top seat btw). She will then declare martial law and have the McDon arrested as an enemy asset.

But wait... none of that noise jives with the feeling of having watched a carefully scripted and staged McDon selection campaign with all the plot twists of a big-budget film. Also, the election results were strikingly different to the 2020 results. If they were able to rig the 2020 election to that degree and get away with it, why did they not do it again? Buhbiden said it himself: “We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.” So where were the 3AM shipments of new ballots, the funny counting and all the shenanigans? Did it all get washed away by the landslide or did it get the night off?

In any case now it's even more obvious some major fishiness went down in 2020. There could well be some truthburgers getting served up on that issue too. The new cabinet of 'avengers' have potential to serve up a full menu of truthburgers, and so all of them are already slogging through swamp mud before even taking office as the banshees seethe and wail.

How to even start reforming a gargantuan government gone awry? Well, under normal circumstances it probably cannot be done. Under exceptional circumstances, however... The Brickhouse expects some kind of 'state of emergency' is already baked into the cake. World war is one of the options being pushed, but if that fails it can be another convid-style bioweapon or more extreme weather warfare events blamed on climate change. And if all that fails, then bring out the ETs and let's get it on.

But what if the black swan was something else entirely, like the bankruptcy of USA Incorporated. Nothing would change things faster than the nation going broke -dragging with it big chunks of the world. As this dispatch argued in the previous post, the selection of the McDon fits the bankruptcy scenario inasmuch as he has proven experience in such matters. The president of a bankrupt nation needs to be business smart and have strong negotiator skills to navigate the ship of State through such turbulent waters. The appointment of a Governmental Efficiency Czar in the form of the Muskinator also supports this scenario.

As brutally transformative as the bankruptcy scenario would be, it is almost comely when compared to world war that will end in ashes, tears and a jackboot that never again will lift from the neck of humanity, or what's left of it. Bankruptcy, on the other hand, sweeps the old away for new and better to emerge. Or not, but we gotta be optimistic about something.

So Normieville better stock up on alkaseltzer. Some of the truthburgers are gonna be hard to digest. But rest assured that once Normieville tastes them, it's going to want more, with fries and soda too. And before you know it, McDon will have served billions.

Dispatch out.