Natostan Just Got the Memo
“War's Over. You Lost.”
You know that light at the end of the tunnel that turned out to be the OBS coming down that railway track? Seems it's been spotted coming down another very dark tunnel in serious need of light... and peace.
The suddenly very real prospect of an end to the war in country404 is exciting and hopeful news. The McDon had made some promises during the campaign which seemed overly optimistic at the time, considering that the natsy-adoring EU and Z the green midget were never ever -ever, you hear!- going to agree to anything remotely resembling peace with Putler or his evil twin Hitlin.
Seems the McDon had already figured the way around that: simply cut the EU+Z variable out of the equation and let the big boys get down to business. Because in the context of upcoming talks between US and the Rus, the war in country404 is just one item on a list of big issues the two powers are going to discuss. Ain't no place for vassals at that table.
The Valentine's Day massacre. That's what the VP + SecDef tag team did to the Natostan-occupied European leaders. The bullets were figurative, but the *emotional* damage was real. Expressions of shock and horror were strewn across room as they were duly informed of how things are going to be: McDon and Hitlin already had a 90-minute “very productive” phone call, they're going to meet in person in Arabia and, among other items, are going to end the war in country404.
Oh, and if Europe wants to keep poking the Bear, you're on your own. No Article 5 for you, suckas!
The pearl clutching is off the charts. Despite all the orangemanbad fear porn that dominates the EU, they never imagined anything so brutally preemptive. They thought they could string him along like last time. They thought wrong, and the look on their faces proves it came as a complete shock.
These are the same clowns who sucked it up when 'Cookies' Nuland gave the famous 'fuck the EU' quote. No worries. They will soon line up to kiss the McDon’s signet ring. It's what they do.
But nothing will change the fact that by being publicly excluded from the talks, the whole world will see Natostan for what it is: completely irrelevant in the global equation of power. All the war-monger politicos in the choir are feeling the heat right now. Billions and billions of taxpayer funds have been thrown in the conflict and the war has been lost.
We must look back to understand the historic importance of this moment. Nato was born as a counterforce to the soviets after WW2. The entire purpose of Nato's existence has always been to fight a war against the Rus, soviet or otherwise. What the world has witnessed over the past 3 years is nothing more and nothing less that the long-awaited war between Nato and the Rus, seven decades in the making.
And Nato has lost. Period. In conventional warfare terms, as well as economically, socially and politically for the member states. The Rus have conquered the battlefield, inflicted huge losses and maintained a strong economy. Natostan has done none of these things. It is vanquished.
But this is just the beginning of the end. The natostan-occupied nations are up against the wall and are now forced to adopt desperate measures to keep the war going. False flags, gladioterror, oh look a drone just hit the chernobyl sarcophagus... yeah, the rats are cornered alright. As for Z the green midget, seems like it's taking the whole situation pretty hard. Not just the booger sugar, it got the dead midget walking blues. Its glory days as the bouncer of the deep state money laundromat are coming to an end. Enjoy all them stolen millions while you can, lil' midge!
One issue that will hopefully be discussed between the adults in the room is war crime tribunals, justice and reparations. Documented war crimes cannot go unpunished, regardless of side. It is our hope that the case of Gonzalo Lira will be brought up in this context. We do not forget that the M-9K was one of the few public figures who echoed a segment by Tucker on Lira, and even asked the green midget about it on Xitter. Maybe he'll remind the negotiators about this instance and finally get his reply.
And let's not forget -although we will eventually and good riddance- the transnatsy spokesperson who gloated over Lira's capture, torture and untimely death in the hands of the regime. That in itself might not be a war crime, but let's never forget what this person stands for.
What's going to happen to the leftover natsies that are not pushing daisies on the eastern frontlines? There's still a few of them left, mostly high up guys far from the front getting rich from corruption and bribes. Let us not forget that one of the stated goals of Hitlin is denatsyfication -oh the irony- so the natsies are not going to be part of whatever comes next.
The Dispatch humbly proposes that after the tribunals, the ones who are spared Jack Ketch be sentenced to life in the same gulag they sent Lira to die in.
Universe may just be amenable to such an outcome. The best justice is poetic.
Dispatch out.