You Have Reached T.R.O.L.L.

The Roasting Online Loudmouth League

So much attention on DOGE getting the code-hittin' AI whizkids to “feed USAID into the wood chipper” that no-one noticed the other 'department' that has come into action with the new administration. TROLL is a personal project of the M-9K to flex his Boss Level troliage pecs. But make no mistake, beneath the theatrics this artillery has been deployed on the 5GW battlefield as part of the larger counteroffensive strategy (see SOC).

He's so serious about it he bought his own friggin' social media so that nobody or nothing could cramp his movements on the Xitter... or his choice of deposition. “Let that sink in.” Anything from a wee bout of verbal flatulence to flying turdburger salvos.

These are not the legions of lowlife trolls, basement crawlers and paid harlots of discourse control, but the few and far between practitioners of the art of 'Haut Troliage', in vulgate high trolling, as a tactic in the infomindwars. Used as way of expressing things in purposefully blunt and offensive ways, it is a powerful weapon against the politically-correct/woke mind virus.

In a system which hides its rot behind the censorship of 'you're not allowed to offend anyone', trolling and memeing are acts of rebellion. Which is why any honest person should appreciate the M-9K for changing his profile name to Harry Bölz and forcing CNN to say it out loud on air, proving that pubescent humor still has a place when used at the right time and place.

The Roasting Online Loudmouth League is the comic relief section of the great reveal show. What makes this kind of troliage funny is imagining the reaction of the receiving party. Like “Scam Altman”, for example. You think Altman's robot face twitched for a brief moment as he got roasted like stuffed turkey in front of millions? With a mere two words?

Or his reply to losing VP candidate Tim Walz: “What was your name again? I forgot.”

There are many more examples to enjoy. But the point is not just about charring dipshits to a crisp, but laughing in the face of authoritarians and wannabee tyrants who hate nothing more than being laughed at. Bill Hicks told us humor is the flaming sword of Kali that cuts through their hypocrisy and lies. That is why all the dour globalist peen puppets and fools who don't know critical shit from marxist shinola are freaking out even more than usual... the M-9K is attacking them by air, sea and land, all at once. He knows this is global warfare against a global adversary, and he has a global platform to bring it on.

The time has come to go on the offensive and start calling a spade a spade again. We've spent way too long in make-believe brain-rot world, it's time to get back to first principles...

#1. Meme them til they cry.

#2. Make memes of them crying.

Keep the faith.

Dispatch out.